Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?

That’s Ripe!

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 17, 2018