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point of no return

When you accidentally open the fridge door too wide to shut on its own, so you have to manually close it.
Aw shit, I opened the fridge door to the point of no return, now I have to go back and close it.
by dakurmet May 22, 2020
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The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
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Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.
I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.
I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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Point of no return

When ear stretching this is the point where the ear will not heal or go back to normal. It varies in people but it is on average 6mm
Person 1: Wow look at that dude woth the 50mm ear stretcher!
Person 2: He has gone way past the point of no return!
by LambertLover September 17, 2012
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Carriage Return

Originally used in reference to a type writer moving to the next line. Now completely used out of context to make fun of old people who still use the term.
Hey Son, can you take out the garbage

Ahhh Carriage Return.
by Stinky Grampa August 26, 2010
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Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.
COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!
by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
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