Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.

Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020

Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality

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by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

Reject Humanity, Become Monke

Reject humanity, become monke is a well-known meme about rejecting humanity because it is boring and becoming a monkey. I mean, who wouldn't want to hang in a tree all day!

Person 1: Ugh, I am so tired of humanity

Person 2: Just Reject Humanity, Become Monke!

Person 1: Omg yeah so true

by hellotherehowareyoulol September 7, 2021

scrotal rejection

When a girl or woman sees her boyfriend naked for the first time and his scrotum is so ugly that she doesn't want to see him anymore.

Everything was going so fine until I got dumped out of scrotal rejection.

by Mr. DNA November 19, 2004

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.

No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

dank reject

Dank reject - Someone who is of high-quality personality, and or Superior to others yet it is rejected by Society, and doesn't really have a social status that place is in a particular group

For example: in a school Society you have popular kids, semi popular kids ,nerds, semi nerds ,and rejects ,:however occasionally you will get a "dank reject" this type of person is not popular has the characteristics of a popular kid it is not nerdy but is very intelligent and is not your typical reject typical reject!" for example": isn't good at much of anything therefore is shunned from both the popular group and nerd group a "dank reject" could fit in all of these categories but typically prefers to be alone

by Ace is right March 16, 2017