An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
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My favorite show because you could relate to the characters and feel like you were going through their situations with them.
My favorite show because you could relate to the characters and feel like you were going through their situations with them.
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Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.
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by St Veronica July 7, 2010
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Guy 1: hey wake up the building is on fire!
Guy 2: Dude for real?
Guy 1: YEAH, dude for real.
Matt: hey, dude for real, there is a giant bee stinging people to death outside.
VInce: oh, well thanks for the heads up. i will stay inside.
Matt: good idea.
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Matt: hey, dude for real, there is a giant bee stinging people to death outside.
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Ragland:Yo have you heard “All I Know” by Da Real Gee Money !!! It goes hard
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Ruly:No! But i’ll sure listen to it right now!
by DaRealGeeRag July 23, 2020
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Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
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