Rattle your mudflaps

1.To go take a huge shit.
2.To fart powerfully
3. A threat to violate your booty cheeks

1. Sorry, fellas, I gotta rattle my mudflaps somethin’ fierce. It’s gonna stank.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?

3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.

by ThunderBoss September 30, 2023

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

shake rattle and roll

sex position / a position in which one partner is shaken up and becomes dizzy and rolled out into a pancake position and go monkey bananas on them

me and emma tried the shake rattle and roll last night and it was AWESOME!!!

by cnsjsbneenwnw April 7, 2023

Rattled

When you are super pissed about something or someone.

That has me so rattled right now!

by A real Shultster February 13, 2015

Rattle-eyed

Can't keep your eyes focused.

Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.

by Rattlesnake246 September 15, 2017

Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.

Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.

by The Virgin Ear Rapist August 1, 2010

cover rattle

Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers

Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”

Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”

Someone: “nice bro”

by ezhasbigbalz July 9, 2021