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The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
mugGet the The Jade Rangemug.

rang jangle

This whole day has been a rang jangle.
by Hello44997711 February 20, 2017
mugGet the rang janglemug.

dick range

When you are up to two feet away or closer to something,
God damn that damn car parked in dick range of mine even tho The parking lot is empt.
by Dickrange October 12, 2019
mugGet the dick rangemug.

fagoma range

Fagoma Range-

1- (n) A mountian range in-between the Goma Mountains and the Farce Range.

2- (n) An insult commonly used by me. Originally thought to be derived from the word "fag", but was really derived from the F word.
1- "I'm goin' down to da Fagoma Range for da holidays!!!!!"

2- "That guys a Fagoma Range!!!!! Indupitably!!!!!"
by sum-dude May 13, 2005
mugGet the fagoma rangemug.

range rover

old ones were a bit crap and not very well made. new ones are very cool, especially in black, they also beat every other 4by4 (or SUV if american) by miles. the only problem is that every other bloody car in edinburgh is a range rover so unfortunately they are quite common.
i just got a new range rover
really? so did i
me to.
mugGet the range rovermug.

onmi-range

onmi-range is the relative distance some one is from you where as they can secrete, propel or otherwise get any type of bodily fluid on you.
Keep her out of my onmi-range, I got a white shirt shirt on.
by insatiable_fix August 8, 2010
mugGet the onmi-rangemug.

jake range

prolly the most BA kid ever, he dominates everyone who tries to get in his way. he is an ecstatically cool guy who gets along with everyone even though he dominates them
that jake range is a crazy dominant guy
by michael glowacki October 18, 2008
mugGet the jake rangemug.

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