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Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.
by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019
mugGet the Remote Ratmug.

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
mugGet the charter remotemug.

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.
MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT
by Fritezas September 16, 2020
mugGet the WHERES THE REMOTE?mug.

remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
mugGet the remote revengemug.

Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
mugGet the remote ledsmug.

remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
mugGet the remotemug.

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