This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
Get the Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!mug. The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
Get the Relaxing Unitmug. On the 24th of November it is International relaxing day. In this day you have to do whatever you want that makes you feel relaxed and no one can stop you!
by $h@Y0^@ November 24, 2022
Get the International relaxing daymug. <.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.mug. Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off
by TsarAlam May 16, 2018
Get the relax hardmug. Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.
by The Real Bunghole May 29, 2016
Get the Hulu & Relaxmug. 