(Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
Get the Relationship Tax mug.A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
by the one that ran away June 14, 2013
Get the Relationship Roulette mug.Its where you and your significant other totally get rid of any problem in the past and act as it never happened and just get back together as if you were a new couple starting out again.
i kinda cheated on my girlfriend after we faught about we somehow became friends and had a relationship rebirth
by Dylivia April 23, 2014
Get the relationship rebirth mug.When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
by JPDyno July 14, 2009
Get the Relationship Goggles mug.A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.
Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
by mojo334455 July 30, 2010
Get the relationship bulimic mug.Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.
When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!
When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!
Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!
Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!
Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!
by MrBigG March 26, 2011
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