Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Spin the Razor

Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.

You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!

by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018

Drumpf's Razor

An amendment for Godwin's law: All internet arguments which inevitably devolve into mentions of Hitler, sufficiently vague in their wording, and which can be easily be transposed to the news as of 2016 without use of the name "Hitler," may be referred to as "Drumpf's Razor," a logical fallacy. Maybe just a bad hunch.

Person A: OMG! He's ordered the censoring a book? Free Speech? The guy is a malignant narcissist, of medical interest! He could be studied in a clinical setting! I'd be he's on pervitin, dirty pilot salts, weird test chemicals, bull semen, and testosterone. Definitely all an F in English. That's German high command WWII, though.

Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!

Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!

Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.

by effrankie April 24, 2018

Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020

Razor - Khaos

Razor - Khaos is a small youtuber that posts really unfunny videos of him and his friends making inside jokes. Also he is stinky.

Have you seen the new Razor - Khaos video on YouTube?

by SHREKBOIY February 16, 2020

Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021