Puerto Rican Archer

A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed

Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer

by HighlandWolf April 27, 2014

Puerto Rican churro

The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain

Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???

by Don’t use this name June 3, 2018

Puerto Rican hooker

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011

puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.

J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage

by T_Roy July 28, 2008

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

Puerto Rican Flag

Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...

Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!

by marilyn_e December 6, 2007