A points system divised by New Zealand celeb' Kevin C. Smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. Kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). Kev Points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course sexual favours. Be warned though Kev Points can also be deducted and people with negative Kev Points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.
by Dizposible November 29, 2006
Get the Kev Points mug.Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.
Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!
by Mark Dastardly May 10, 2010
Get the Booty Reward Points mug.The points (hypothetical or otherwise) awarded to someone when they perform a particularly difficult or cool looking act.
by Charles McArthurfargen January 27, 2007
Get the Style points mug.Points that are awarded to a person the generally fails at life. If the person does something that is done correctly or accomplishes a task without hurting them self and the task is done like a normal person, then Anti-Fail Points will be rewarded. Once a person has earned enough Anti-Fail Points, they will be considered a normal non-failing person. (That will be determined by the normal people.)
Justin: Good job, Nick!
Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?
Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?
Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
by Cody R... August 3, 2010
Get the Anti-Fail Points mug.The funniest part of the scene. I think people take it too seriously. Basically, if you do something scene, you shout "SCENE POINTS!" It never gets old.
by Mae!!! September 18, 2006
Get the scene points mug.Similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have anal sex with that person.
This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.
In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.
This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.
In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.
by Gridwalker October 1, 2008
Get the Spartan Points mug.When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
by Cuchilla October 27, 2009
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