Dad- pothead
Me- also a pothead
"Hey dad, let me get a hit."
"How much you payin foooooo?"
"Shut up you're too high."
"Nahhhhh foooooooo, I'll just put it on your tab."
Me- also a pothead
"Hey dad, let me get a hit."
"How much you payin foooooo?"
"Shut up you're too high."
"Nahhhhh foooooooo, I'll just put it on your tab."
by Cock... April 17, 2022
Get the Potheadmug. hey you see that guy over there working? he’s definitely a pothead, oh wait his name tag says david😂.
by aka¿?¿?¿ June 24, 2019
Get the POTHEADmug. by river mal June 3, 2018
Get the potheadmug. by Black jew November 16, 2014
Get the Potheadmug. Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era.
There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:
1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint
There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:
1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint
(Guidance Counselor and a Student converse):
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.
That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.
(Student walks up to Pothead):
'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?
*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.
That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.
(Student walks up to Pothead):
'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?
*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
by The Soviet Jokester November 8, 2018
Get the Potheadmug. by WillTheJedi August 5, 2024
Get the Pothead flowersmug. by Tinder T September 10, 2014
Get the Potheadmug.