He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.
by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018
Get the Pootie Douchemug. A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.
We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.
by WankKing September 3, 2013
Get the Pooty Pearlmug. 
A slang term for vagina derived from the Latin root word poot, which means vagina, and tan, which means tight. Thus inferring that pootie tang means tight vagina.
Also called, vagina, puusy, pussy willow, wild forest, home of the Clit, Tamer of the G-spot, the "trick" in "whoop dat trick", tight 'n firm, pinky, cunt, hair pie, tuna taco, poonani, vertical smile, beaver, va jay jay, whisker biscuit, bearded clam, slice of heaven, love button, meat tamer, loose meat sandwich, poonany, down there, La La, vaj, and roast beef curtains.
Also called, vagina, puusy, pussy willow, wild forest, home of the Clit, Tamer of the G-spot, the "trick" in "whoop dat trick", tight 'n firm, pinky, cunt, hair pie, tuna taco, poonani, vertical smile, beaver, va jay jay, whisker biscuit, bearded clam, slice of heaven, love button, meat tamer, loose meat sandwich, poonany, down there, La La, vaj, and roast beef curtains.
Johnathan said to his friend Mike, "Damn, mike, look at that chick's pootie tang. I'd hit that anyday."
by Goldee December 30, 2008
Get the pootie tangmug. by guy glover May 11, 2010
Get the pooty poppermug. by JDOC13 December 21, 2008
Get the Pootie Tangmug. by NRSchertz October 27, 2014
Get the pooty bootymug.