Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

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A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.

"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."

by Dikrat Jones December 02, 2020

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A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

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Mitch McConnell is the evilest man in the usa. He's like an adult sized Chucky, like every other politician.

by FuckYourTwoMoms December 10, 2021

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A sadistic magician that only knows one trick, how to make money disappear.

Did you see that politician’s act. He was like, “Watch as I make your money disappear!”

by XvX-TaKi-XvX November 27, 2019

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by CaptianToad January 10, 2023

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A whole lotta old men that scream a lot and somehow get liked by people

Politicians: Gay people are bad.

People: I'm to lazy to check so fuck it, you get my vote

by Imagine That! September 09, 2021

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