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Pole smoker 

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.
1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker
Pole smoker by gonadman April 5, 2007

Pole Vault 

A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.
I cleared 10 feet vaulting today!! I came in first!
used in the south. Its a Damn Skunk
Watch out the pole cat is going to spray you!
pole cat by Jerry Crawford August 23, 2007

pole technician

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."
pole technician by Rhoward August 19, 2009

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.
Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!
pole pumper by sbo April 28, 2011

pole pounder

(1) A dude who likes other dudes in the wrong way. (2) A homosexual male.
Ooh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot pole pounder!
pole pounder by sbo May 16, 2011