Pinch-n-Roll

The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.

Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction.

My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.

by WillyJK January 27, 2009

Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher

A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.

Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.

by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010

Pinching Off

>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.

Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.

by Ryzarh November 9, 2006

Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

pinch

1)in a tight spot 2)got caught by the cops

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

Pennsylvania Pincher

This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!

I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.

Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!

Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!

by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010

pinchoman

a legend.
He travels the lands of dade county preparing awesome food from 10-4am.
everyone should travel just to eat his food.
you should. its what jesus would do.

jesus: you guys should try this shit, its OFF DA CHAIN- jesus favorite choice.

this food is soo good, it must be the work of pinchoman.

by pinchofan March 10, 2009