broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022