Penile Wart

that one person in the group whose just an absolute pain in the ass.

mate just fuck off, your a penile wart!!

by pigs on stilts August 30, 2017

Penile Blowout

When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato

Damn babe you got penile blowout!

I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off

by Blownbell66 March 20, 2022

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 August 7, 2008

Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

by darren dorling February 10, 2008

penil-toe

the man version of a "camel-toe"

you can tell someone has a penil-toe when you can see the outline of their Balls!

by Melissa : ) October 14, 2008