Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

Perv patrol

Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..

Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..

by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021

mole patrol

An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.

A group of unattractive, feral girls.

"Cheryl's a mole from the mole patrol."

by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004

Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.

"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"

by Benp00 February 16, 2010

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 February 20, 2009

honkey patrol

means the white cops, police, fuzz, the man, the po-po, etc.

O shit here comes the honkey patrol.

by Courtneybit65 March 25, 2007

snow patrol

Indie rock band from Glasgow with a Northern Irish frontman.Excellent songs, great talent, a real euphoric sound.

'Spitting Games' and 'Run' are probably their best tracks.

Final Straw is a real good album.

by BadLieutenant September 11, 2004