pleasure path

happy trail >:)

hey dude nice pleasure path bro

by blinksin April 29, 2023

The Ben Path

Choosing to take the easiest path. The origin is the Ben Path at the mountain Ben Nevis, which is the easiest route up the mountain.

I'm feeling quite tired today, so I'll just take the Ben Path

by jammyjimmy June 7, 2024

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

The path to meaning

Starts here... With you... Paying me 20 dollars.

Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

the path

The long but short walk in between buildings at Pennsbury High School. Also the place where the best prom in America holds its parades.

Ugh it’s raining today... the path won’t be fun.

by -falcon April 11, 2019

Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

Path

When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.

"Man I am on such a path right now."
"I took such a path in youtube."

by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017