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Pandemic Pal

Similar to Covid Companion, a Pandemic Pal is the person you are self-isolating with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I wish I would have chosen a Pandemic Pal; I am so lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.
by JAKram May 11, 2020
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Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020
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Pandemic Decision

An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!
by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
by Carcallz April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020
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