poo

a poo is a very large, fat, hairy, lumpy, shit which may not want to come out of its cave.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM granny you make the greatist poo pie!"
"can I poo in your face?"
"oh mum, your poo is amazing, is your ass still there?"
"David, are your poos green?"
"john you bring the poo i'll bring the hammer"(hint,hint)
"Can we exchange poos?"
"I want to explore your poo"

by John Ham July 31, 2006

poo

Another frikkin word for feces, shit, filth, etc. Poop smells very bad, like you. Bitch.

My poo is big; so big in fact, that I ate it. It was very tasty. Tasty, tasty poop . . .

by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008

poo

brown lumpy crap that leaves animals anus to rid of unneed stuff in the body.

My little bother pooed on in his diaper again.

by B.Sweet December 17, 2002

Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

Poo

What come out of your butt

Ah I just pooed

by Gshot November 27, 2019

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017

Poo

Stuff thats brown or yellow that comes out your ass

i had a poo yesterday

by Dickweeb February 8, 2017