stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 07, 2022

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

pink pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

Andrea: I ate so much dragonfruit that my piss is pink!
Amrisha: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022

Pink Pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish
fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

An: I ate so much dragonfruit that my
piss is pink!
Am: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 26, 2022