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Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska
by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008
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Pipeline

when you cannot keep your loud ass mouth shut about anything when someone tells you either a story, secret, etc. You have to tell everyone and their mother what happened to and to who it happened to. Once you tell them it just works down the pipeline.
I cant tell rafter anything at all anymore. All he does is pipeline all day long.
by peterchao September 21, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009
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Alabama Pipeline

Shitting into a condom and shoving the condom down girls throat and then cumming in her mouth
Last nite my girlfriend took an Alabama Pipeline in the mouth
by Gbizzle and Kdizzle cool kids February 21, 2012
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pipeline

A female of mediocre physical attributes. Often used in context of slash (an attractive female) and backslash (an unattractive female). Derived from UNIX definitions (i.e. \ | /).
In college, Judy was slash and never considered pipeline. Her room mate, Audrey was as pipeline as you can get.
by artifact of crunk August 20, 2004
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trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
by Se7en November 15, 2006
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austin pipeline

An Austin Pipeline is capturing a log of feces. The log is then frozen and subsequently inserted into the rectum of a woman.
Can you stick that Austin Pipeline in my ass?
Let me stick that Austin Pipeline in your ass.
by Lemur225 February 13, 2014
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