pen pat

The pat over pockets, chest and all down the body when someone requests a pen. You never have one though, despite the vigorous pen pat.

Jess: You got a pen?

Abi: *pen pat* No, sorry!

by JFrizzel January 25, 2011

Pat Riley

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.

Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.

by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010

pat robertson

A man with one thumb in the bible and the other up the ass.

Religion has certainly gotten out of hand.

by Dacteur February 5, 2005

pat robertson

Complete retard.

There's Pat spouting off about how great Christianity is, and how other religions are just garbage.

by Troy January 6, 2004

hug and pat

Noun, verb. A hug, followed by a pat on the back. The act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.

Travis (after getting a hug and pat from Alex): "Brozay, what's with the hug and pat? I thought we were a little tighter than that."
Alex: "Well, think again."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

pat story

a story that has no point whatsoever.

person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..

by ilovejellybeans April 1, 2009

Pat Kennedied

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008