Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

oxford girls

Oxford girls are hot chicks that can steal your manz, super smart, cool, chill, and would be better than your past girlfriends

Oxford girls play the hottest sports and they got ass

by [e-mail] September 22, 2020

Autunm Oxford

awesome bbq dad and fun to beat up.

Autunm Oxford: *slaps*
Person 1: *slaps harder*
Autunm: meanie

by sal19 February 8, 2023

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Oxford

A city in central England, on the River Thames, the county town of Oxfordshire; population 146,100 (est. 2009.)

Oxford University is located there.

"I read the Oxford dictionary today at school, it was so long."

by catitu November 15, 2021

Oxford

A synonym for wasteman.

"Why is Oxford even speaking?" - Shura 2017/2019

by ThePlug786 April 12, 2019