Oliver

massive peice of shit dont go anywhere near whem or talk to them

oh fuck its an Oliver, lets scoot

by Lord Fauntleroy the 3rd May 15, 2020

Oliver

This person is normally pretty nice, but can be an asshole. He doesn't take shit. He can be pretty shitty to you. He tends to manipulate you to think he is the best person to be your best friend. He can be a little bitch sometimes.

He is such an Oliver.

by iamgaysoiplayuke June 3, 2019

Oliver

A useless asshole, everyone who has the misfortune of meeting an 'Oliver' immediately regrets spending any amount of time with him. Can also be a Jewish cunt in many instances of an Oliver. A generally disliked person

Guy 1: "Yo, you got really drunk last night"

Guy 2: "Yeah I know, apparently I was a real dick?"

Guy1: "Yeah man, you acted like a real Oliver"

by Yeetmaster69420 March 23, 2017

Oliver

A fat prick that every one hates and no one talks too.

Oliver is a prick

by Big pp boy April 12, 2019

Oliver

The definition of overweight in young age.

Wow! Jimmy you are such an Oliver.
I hope my mom will stop my brother from being an Oliver... He is so fat.

by Utermusst May 12, 2020

Oliver

The cutest boy i ever met. Funny and kind of dorky in the best way. If you get him never lose him.

I have a huge friggin crush on him. Then I never saw him again. : (

Me: "girl, how do I tell Oliver I like him?"
my friend: "Oh I dunno, how about you......TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL!!???"

by l;aksjfl;sdaj February 6, 2020

Oliver

A fucking handsome dude with a huge cock and balls of steel. He could beat your ass with his bare hands.

Man Oliver really has a giant horse cock

by Big throbbing clock November 27, 2021