Crud

Type Of Kush

Can't Blow No Crud, Still A Fucking Thug

by OhioNative January 2, 2017

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud

When someone fucks up someone else’s shit, or just does something overall to hurt or inconvenience an individual/organization/building

Dude when Luke threw up in Charlie’s car it was crud!

Dude let’s go crud the Principal

Damn bro there’s trash all over my crib i got crudded

by Druenkel June 24, 2022

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Crudded

Crudded is a word used to emphasize frustration or discontent. It is often used before a curse word but does NOT take place to the curse word. Sometime the word crud may be used by itself but only in the occasion that there is extreme anger or dissatisfaction in a recent argument.

A cridder crudded crapped in my crudding coleslaw.

by Big Boy 32 May 30, 2018

Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.

by Foutens212 January 15, 2023

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017