a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
Get the Elephant Noosemug. Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
Get the Piano wire noosemug. A term used to describe the effect on many unfortunate men of woman's greatest weapon. A weapon shamelessly wielded by a certain type of woman, effectively more often than not, to wickedly get her own way and reduce men to pathetic approximations of what they once were. The first sign of it's effect is typically when a male goes missing from weekly boys nights, card games, fishing trips and the like. More serious effects may even extend to a woman gaining access to such things as a closed male only WhatsApp group with understandly disastrous consequences.
Conversation over a beer:
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
by SqueezyKneezy April 17, 2019
Get the Hairy Noosemug. by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020
Get the need a noosemug.