one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Leadoff hitter

“It can be a few things but in guys terminology when referring to women. Lead off hitter means the best like first choice - not sure if this is what you’re referring too.”

She made 41 screenshots into a collage?
That’s a real leadoff hitter thing to do.

by leadoffhitter42 August 4, 2024

Heavy Hitters

the most important and powerful family of non-cheaters in the csr2 mobile racing game.

"its membership includes many heavy hitters in the live lobby racing, championship showdown, prestige cup, crew leaderboard, and good sportsmanship industries."

by MarkChanceEncounter February 7, 2024