WiFi Boi

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.

Person 1 - “My wifi is now 100mbps”
Person 2 - “Fuck off wifi boi”

by Wifiboi May 29, 2018

wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.

Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020

wifi thot

Someone who do all they can to get wifi

Since it aint no wifi im finna go to mc.donalds. Girrll You A Wifi thot ...

by FammGirll December 25, 2015

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.

She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her

by Izyblandit April 27, 2021

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 24, 2012

WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.

Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it

by Lifehacker May 1, 2016