cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

Static

Static is when someone gives another person a dirty look, they want static, they want drama, static is just a look a person gives another person as if they want something from that person

Melissa: “aye yo Judith giving u static”

Amanda: “if Judith wants static she can have it”

by yeaboi772 April 8, 2019

Static

Used as acknowledgement, and/or as encouragement.

"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"

by PhatBoyYurrt December 21, 2023

Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition

“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static”

by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018

Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

Static

Being labelled as “static” basically means you’re a worse version than lame.

person 1: bro goku would wash batman in anything, lol. your crazy if you think otherwise?
person 2: bro what are you talking about? Your static dickhead.

by Moss is green February 15, 2024