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Melissa

Melissa is the heaviest girl ever
Oh melissa is so heavy yk
yeah ik she is so heavy
by heavyasme April 21, 2023
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Melissa

im white and i like to eat melissa
by Cedy Mac March 7, 2016
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MELISSA

Melissa
Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY
by She don’t care April 20, 2020
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Melissa

She is just a bitch that like to do tik tok
Stupid and dump Melissa
by Yyyyyttyyy November 9, 2019
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Melissa

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.
Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"
by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019
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Melissa

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"
by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009
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Melissa

-Oh man Melissa is so perfect, I wanna be with her!!!!
-Not only you, bro.
by lilbibi June 6, 2019
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