Melissa

Melissa is the heaviest girl ever

Oh melissa is so heavy yk
yeah ik she is so heavy

by heavyasme April 21, 2023

Melissa

what white people eat

im white and i like to eat melissa

by Cedy Mac March 7, 2016

MELISSA

Melissa

Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY

by She don’t care April 20, 2020

Melissa

She is just a bitch that like to do tik tok

Stupid and dump Melissa

by Yyyyyttyyy November 9, 2019

Melissa

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.

Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"

by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019

Melissa

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"

by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009

Melissa

The hottest girl alive.
Everyone loves her.

-Oh man Melissa is so perfect, I wanna be with her!!!!
-Not only you, bro.

by lilbibi June 6, 2019