ass

A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

by fab5ive August 11, 2003

ass

the butt

Chloe has the sexiest ass...

by anonymous99073 January 6, 2007

Ass

First of six levels of Ass
A low insult.

Wow, Jeff is such an Ass.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

ass

1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.

Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'

Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'

Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'

by rawr; jason December 9, 2008

ass

1. A stupid person.
2. Someone's buttox.
3. A donkey.

1. Stop being an ass!
2. He has a nice ass.
3. He rode an ass up the mountain.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

ass

1.)A giant measurement of great proportions.
2.)More than two hand-fulls.

1.)There's an ass of people in america
1.1.)McDonalds Employee:So that was a number four, anything else?

Me:Yea, give me an ass of ketchup

by No, im really Brent October 26, 2010

assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!

That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)

by Anonymous_Lady February 4, 2010