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The Neapolitan

To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan!
by P-Snizzle February 12, 2008
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neapolitan

threesome with two guys and a girl

guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;

so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person

corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.

Other guy: Who was strawberry?
by Faye Grant April 25, 2008
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Neapolitan

Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.
"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
by Satanigers May 2, 2007
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Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.
There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011
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Neapolitan

An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.
"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."
by thestarfish November 7, 2012
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When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.
Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.
by Dawso35 May 14, 2008
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neopalitan

where one proceeds to punch somebody in the nose, shit on there face and then cream all over the face, all at the same time, thus giving chocolate strawberry and vanilla
yo, i gave beccy a neopalitan last night
by Birdman1991 June 24, 2008
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