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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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neckbeard

When a man grows a full beard, but still shaves his neck. A fat man will often do this in an effort to make his face "slimmer".
Maybe he is trying to start a new trend called the neckbeard?
by heffe1981 March 24, 2016
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Necrobeastiac

One whos obsessed with the fornication of dead animals big and small
That guy's a necrobeastiac when drunk
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NecroBeastioPyroPedophile

A person who enjoys having sex with burning dead baby animals.
My friend Eric told me about how he has been delivering Dead Baby Animals and chafing fuel 3 times a week now to the DNC for their members only NecroBeastioPyroPedophile parties.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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a combination of all the worst traits a person has
man that guy in the list is a Necrobeastialirapipedoincestphilia
by Peopleperson 345 March 4, 2026
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necrovaries

The source of power for a zombie temptress, coined in the March 22, 2010 comic strip of War Gamers.
Snow White lured the prince to make out with her dead corpse using the power of her necrovaries.
by pizzaburglar October 14, 2010
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