a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.
by tyler mudge December 28, 2007
Get the filthy nasal mug.The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
by N3wt May 12, 2011
Get the The Napalm mug.A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013
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2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
Get the sexual napalm mug.Nadalie- Nadalies are strait savages. Every one is scarred of these beasts. They are also Miss. Steal Your Men so better keep your bfs close. They are strong and viscous so clear way when you see one.
Is that a Nadalie?! We better run!
by Ewol Knarf May 12, 2016
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by Napalm July 10, 2005
Get the NAPALMOWNED mug.Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.
J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.
by Just changin' September 2, 2009
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