Nail or Fail

Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.

Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.

by Ptownuk January 27, 2010

Dragon Nails

A person with overly long fake, scary nails.

I feel like she is going to claw my eye's out with her Dragon Nails.

by psychogood July 27, 2012

Chocolate Nails

When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.

I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.

by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012

Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'

Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."

by Stalk off October 10, 2009

nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

by DthePP October 14, 2003

Pimp nails

Growing a maximum of 2 nails deliberately. Mostly it will be both little fingers.

#: How are the pimp nails goin'?
##: 5cm, starting to get in the way, but at least its pimpin'.

by Haxx0r September 26, 2005

Nail Cred

Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.

Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.

The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.

Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"

EXAMPLES:

Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.

by Byntje June 21, 2007