Noodle

/Noodle/ v. To fondle and/or give excessive or extreme pleasure
/Noodle/ n. Your brian; A single piece of pasta; One who is clumsy or gives others aneurysms often
/Noodlie/ a. A way of describing one who could easily give you an aneurysm

Stop being a noodle, Ted.
I am going to noodle you.
You a noodlie young fella, aren't you?

by ZxParadoxZ October 20, 2011

noodle

Verb. To thing about extensively, or wrap your head around. Coined by an investment banker from Sarnia.

Analyst: What about a merger between Fortis and Emera?

Banker: Hmmm...interesting. Let me noodle that and get back to you. Good work and here's your $80k bonus cheque.

by Dave Barnes November 02, 2005

noodling

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.

He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.

by bunker bomb August 22, 2009

noodling

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish

Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.

by noodlefritz February 03, 2012

a noodle

word used by Australian junkies to descibe a syringe they use to shoot up heroin, cocaine or meth-amphetamines with.

Vera: Vis shit is the fuckin' horse... I carnt wait to get some of vis shit in a noodle.

by AllUrbanLegend April 10, 2006

noodling

To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!

Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.

by CfromT October 01, 2007

noodle

many meanings:
1. u stupid mufuka!!
2. UR A FOOL
3. U IZ STUPID BOI/GURRL!
4. STOP BEING A LEANNEY NOODLE!

aiyyo stop it ur acting like a weak ass noodle

by cornell haynes January 30, 2005