That one super extreme douche bag in your group of friends and you're always questioning that friendship.. But you still think he is somewhat cool.. And you don't know why
You ask Hieu Nguyen when he is leaving and he says "The day before the day after tomorrow's fortnight by dawn"
by DSKbackwards January 5, 2014

An Asian boy, Half Vietnamese and Chinese.
Gets caught masterbating all the time by family members, usually cousins.
Tries to break dance but results in failure.
Has strong sexual attraction to black men above his age.
In love with his hand.
Phivan's are known to be terrible at math and can not count pass the number 4.
Gets caught masterbating all the time by family members, usually cousins.
Tries to break dance but results in failure.
Has strong sexual attraction to black men above his age.
In love with his hand.
Phivan's are known to be terrible at math and can not count pass the number 4.
Me:Omg, did you see that!
Guy: Yeah.
Me: Holyshit what was that thing!
Guy: A Phivan Nguyen.
Me: It's penis, so tiny.!!
Guy: Yeah.
Me: Holyshit what was that thing!
Guy: A Phivan Nguyen.
Me: It's penis, so tiny.!!
by ThatPhinoyChick January 7, 2012

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by baby bratt October 18, 2003

A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.
by Thomas Of Romas October 6, 2008

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

by Anh Duc September 3, 2004
