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Newton, IA

Town off interstate 80, 30 minutes east of Des Moines. One of the largest manufacturers of methamphetamine in the entire country in the 90's and early 2000's, now full of opioid pill addicts. Home of the original Maytag washer and dryer company until they sold to Whirlpool around 2008 and ruined everyone's lives. Tried to make it up by building the Iowa Speedway Nascar track that brought zero jobs. Uses old Maytag buildings for a wind turbine company that brought many Mexican's from (see definition of) Marshalltown, IA, and a box plant and bullshit entry level crap work. Also, Chicago started sending their section 8 black gangbangers to town, so now there is not just the white trash, but plenty of Mexican's and blacks. Still only one Asian.
" I live in Newton, IA, because I do drugs or was screwed over by Maytag, or both."
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by mccahill June 29, 2017
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Newton's Second Law of Motion

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
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Newton's 60th Law

After you finish your placements in Overwatch, you shall lose 7 matches in a row no matter what happens.
We must stop doing our placement matches, otherwise Newton's 60th Law will fuck us over.
by keppycs March 12, 2021
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Newton's Turd Law

Newton's Turd Law is a physical law described by Isaac Newton, a 16th-century British physicist and mathematician, dedicated to describing the kinetic behavior of a semi-rigid externally unconstrained fecal system of particles forming a semi-rigid body, otherwise known as a Turd. Specifically, this law focuses on the behavior of a Turd post-freefall collision.

This law is part of a set, known colloquially as Newton's Laws, collectively discovered by Newton when observing that his Turds accelerated downwards and not sideways or diagonal.

This law states that 'for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.

Newton's Turd Law is the explanation for water splashback when taking a shit, why larger shits have appropriately larger splashbacks, and why gigantic shits could break the toilet.
We are looking forward to hosting the prestigious international physics-chemistry conference in which participants will have the opportunity to present experimental data and physical samples involving Newton's Turd Law.

If you poop in my bedroom, I will be forced by the physical law of nature known as Newton's Turd Law to defecate in your bedroom, equally by total quantity in volume, assuming a similar density of substance.
by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL November 13, 2021
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newtmas

THE BEST SHIP EVER NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!! Newtmas is real and newt is confirmed gay, so NEWTMAS FOREVER!!!
hey bestie, why’d ya look so sad yet so happy at the same time?”
*sniff* “newtmas…”
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
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Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.
"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"
by Chacha311 January 13, 2009
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That girl from the detective pikachu movie that I can’t stop thinking about because she is really hot and I am homo
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