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Mango Mussolini

"How the hell did Mango Mussolini win the 2016 election????"

"Mango Mussolini is going to get us killed!"

"How did Mango Mussolini get into UPenn??"

"Does Mango Mussolini read his briefings??"

"I wish Mango Mussolini believed in science, but he's the same guy who paid someone to take his SATs for him, so I get why he's stupid."

"Not all Republicans suck Mango Mussolini's dick. George Bush wouldn't, but almost everyone else of them would in a heartbeat."
by Bajabear July 8, 2020
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Marinate the Mussolini

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman after intercourse, while you both sleep. Having been marinating inside the woman for several hours the end product will look similar to Benito Mussolini, old and wrinkly. Use in the spooning position for best results.
Tonight babe, I want to try to marinate the Mussolini, you in? I mean... am I in?
by RootsofWar November 22, 2011
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munson-split

The act of ordering foodstuff or drink -- especially appetizers and bottles of wine -- without concensus of the group, then expecting other diners to equally split the cost of the food or drink they did not consume.
I didn't want an appetizer because the meal I ordered was large, but Mike ordered the nachos anyway and tried to munson-split the cost when the check came.

Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.
by W.M. Rice May 19, 2005
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Eddie munson

He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair
Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him
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Farmington, Missouri

Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.

It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).

The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.

We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.

During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.

In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
by justanotherchick16 October 15, 2011
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MissouriPaintballer

A Penor! Often used as an insult.
You're a MissouriPaintballer!
by Paintballer112893 June 4, 2009
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Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010
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