The freshest girl imaginable.
Guy 1: "Hey isn't that Jennifer Murray, the stalest girl imaginable?"
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).
by stoopiditee February 14, 2010
Get the Jennifer Murraymug. by Geekin' B Jacobs September 9, 2005
Get the Bill Murraymug. A name that is given to those who are insanely hot, with abilites to burn others with their hotness, they are the most interesting people ever. If you ever cross an Alanna you should drop to your knees and be her humble servant. She is immortal and unstoppable, people envy her. An Alanna's looks are what God gave to show off his greatest creation of beauty. You never know when you'll run into a smart, funny Alanna.
Person 1: Dudeee it's an alanna murray!!
Person 2: Woaahhh man I can't handle it, she's so perfect!
Person 1: I wish I had the courage to talk to her!
Person 2: Woaahhh man I can't handle it, she's so perfect!
Person 1: I wish I had the courage to talk to her!
by PmMpPm July 14, 2009
Get the Alanna Murraymug. What "urban" types call people they don't know by name. Based on the "Bill Murray" skit starring Wu-Tang Clan's RZA and GZA (and, of course, Bill Murray) in the Jim Jarmusch movie "Coffee and Cigarettes"
by muhfuhkuh September 19, 2005
Get the Bill Murraymug. The most amaziful girl you will ever meet. Ever!
Kind, fun loving, great in bed!
Your shoulder to cry on, cares about people when their in need.
But has a VERY bad taste in men and always get screwed over by them. Will be alone forever and will never find love. She loves you very much.
Kind, fun loving, great in bed!
Your shoulder to cry on, cares about people when their in need.
But has a VERY bad taste in men and always get screwed over by them. Will be alone forever and will never find love. She loves you very much.
by Amaziful January 1, 2012
Get the Laura Murraymug. by Meeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 19, 2010
Get the Sierra Murraymug. A murray state is a possesed state one finds themselve in after a heavy night of drinking and a lack of sleep. You wake up and find murray has possesed you, side effects include extremely old croaky voice, constant coughing and snorting and weakening of the limbs, just like an old man.
Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.
Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.
Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.
Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.
Frankaski: "Morning dude"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"
by Jammerz1193 December 9, 2010
Get the A Murray Statemug.