Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

green morph suit

how to troll the news guy

Person 1: how do we troll the weatherman
person 2: with a green morph suit.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025