Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.

Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.

by AWildShrimp March 22, 2017

Hanging munchkin

Noun.

An urban myth or legend that doesn't hold up to any scrutiny

That rumor we heard about Shakespeare being more than one author is just a hanging munchkin

by Mixtape February 9, 2018

punchin yo munchkin

jerking off

QUIT PUNCHIN YO MUNCHKIN

by BRAKOZA June 30, 2015

jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

by Sticky whistle teeth June 25, 2017

Munchkin

When a woman receives oral sex while taking a shit... the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

“Did ya hear? Phill gave Sarah a munchkin last night!”

by BlumpkinDepartment February 3, 2019

munchkin

isla mckie

islas a right wee munchkin

by lamb heart February 17, 2022