porn munchies 

due to severe porn addiction, one becomes intoxicated in the P and can not stop watching. when one has the porn munchies, it feels as if they can never get enough of it like having the munchies after smoking a J.

Richards has the porn munchies after grilling Driscoll's mits all day.

porn munchies by Bedmonds May 15, 2008

Beer Munchies 

Self explanitory you dumb shits.

Frank: I got the beer munchies fellas, ill be back later.

Beer Munchies by JonnyC March 15, 2005

Double One O'clock Munchies 

The night of Day Light Savings when a group of people get together, and eat snacks from one o'clock, untill two, when you are to change your clocks back.

You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.

'Dude, I'm hungry!'

'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'

'Double One O'clock Munchies?'

'Oh Yes!'

Double One O'clock Munchies by Jakluver March 8, 2010

Whackin Munchies 

The sudden urge to whack off

Joe: Yo, I have to go.

Jonny: Why?

Joe: Because the whackin munchies!

Jonny: :O

Whackin Munchies by THE WHACKER!! May 11, 2009

Lunchies Munchies 

Smoking the "herb" before having lunch to be able to truly enjoy your meal.

Dude1: "Where do we get our Lunchies Munchies today?"

Dude2: "At KFsizzle bro!"

Lunchies Munchies by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

Cum Munchies by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

Post-Sex Munchies 

Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.

Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!

Post-Sex Munchies by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011