Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.

"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."

by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017

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morty shorty

Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.

Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.

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Rick and Morty

When two males have sexual intercourse with a dead body after rigor mortis sets in.

Larry and Christopher waited 8hrs to have a Rick and Morty with Linda after she passed from cancer.

by Swobble793 August 28, 2022

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Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!

DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!

by littlelady111 March 1, 2023

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