rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity

John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*

by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023

Morty

A fat old jewish writer .

Morty

by Djesse April 12, 2020

Legio Mortis

Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.

Legio Mortis is fucking epic!

There songs are demonic

They are under rated

by madassgamer May 17, 2011

Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.

Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.

by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 15, 2023