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by Mongolian overlord March 25, 2016

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.
Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!
by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Noun
Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
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