mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 06, 2020
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Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".
Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.
by Mondo Coolioso April 17, 2011
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Retro-mondo

A type of exclamation or bark characteristic of middle-class American stoners, often from southwestern areas of the US, made after inhaling a large bongful of decent cannabis
Man, how RETRO-MONDO (cough, cough).
by Perezoso August 11, 2006
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